Neptunica Coffee Cup | Anchor Edition

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Say hello to the "Neptunica Coffee Cup" – where coffee meets musical magic in a sip-worthy symphony! ☕? Crafted with more love than a coffee bean hug, this cup's got a compass motif for those days when life needs a bit more direction. Whether you're a Neptunica superfan or just collecting cool cups, this edition is a caffeinated masterpiece. Warning: May cause spontaneous coffee-themed dance parties. ??

• Ceramic
• 0.33 l mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!